Do you have cats? Cats with disgusting hairballs? Are you tired of cleaning up the slimy mess? Not to mention the stains on your carpet and floors?
Well we have the solution for you...
All you need is a FIONA!!
Put down that bucket and towel! A Fiona will take care the cat's mess in a jiffy. That blob of hair will be gone before it even hits the floor! Our Fiona's are unlike any other cat hairball remover on the market. They are specially designed to sense the exact moment your cat will hack up that hairball and literally swallow it without ever touching your floor! No other hairball remover can say that!
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Our Fiona's are so effective at removing hairballs, you'll never know that your cat is having them.
Imagine, never having to see another puked up mess of fur again.
Multiple cats? No Problem! Our Fiona's are equipped to handle any number of cats.
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11 comments:
Now why do I get the feeling that if I called to get my very own Fiona I'd be told she was out of stock?
You'd better be careful. You might get a few takers. :)
Isn't amazing that a dog so beautiful can be so disgusting?
I am wonderng what the shipping and handling charges are on this item? :)
Hey, we used to have one of those but she's since left us for the Rainbow Bridge. I am trying to take up her slack but need some lessons. Think Fiona can help me with that?
OK, Fiona, transportation is on it's way. See you soon!!
Ha ha ha! Oh, suddenly I don't miss having cats at all!
Ewwww!!!! So can relate though. Thankfully, I am able to get most of them before Daisy or Jasper do. Then again, maybe a Fiona would be a good investment! :)
Well I want one, but can I afford her? BOL. On second thought, not having to clean up another hairball mess for the rest of my life would be worth whatever it costs!!!
Oooh, I'll take one!
Hey I do that too!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
We need a Fiona!
I'll take one!! PHEW! So gad I won't have to worry about cat barf anymore. What a helpful helper!
...Seriously, I hope you don't let her give you kisses. ICKY. lol
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